Fat, tattoos, & piercings
Smoking
Too much make up and perfume.
Someone who gets falling down drunk regularly and/or in public.
Drugs (this includes pot past the age of 22).
Drama queens, neurotics, etc.
Bad table manners.
Desperation.
40 year olds trying to act 20.
Power suits
Glitter make up.
Chewing gum with your mouth open.
Wearing a thong when your monthly friend is in town.
Being enlisted more as your therapist
than your boyfriend.
Moving too fast towards relationships.
Trying to change us.
Fingernails with pictures and designs on them.
Chewed to the stump fingernails.
Sneakiness in your tone.
Head Games.
Lousy sex! Hope you don't think you can get away with just showing up and laying there.
Belly shirts when you don't have the body for them.
Plastic surgery.
Unattractive, abrasive women with impressive degrees who wonder why no one asks them out.
Any profession that is inherently masculine and where the essense is conflict (spills over too much into your personality).
Colored contact lenses. Be real, will ya!?!
Blue collar accents: "The word is four, not fauw!"
Soprano-type women.
Women who just don't get it.
Long Hair
Heels, just not too high.
Big Eyes, full lips, high cheek bones.
Fashionable clothes.
A hint of perfume.
Women who dance, take aerobics or yoga.
Women who look good at any age:
i.e. Sophia Loren, Raquel Welch, etc.
Bond Girls, including the maternal loyalty of the Miss Moneypenny types.
Women who enjoy cooking.
Women who are definitely feminine but give off slight hints of masculinity: spirit, objects, etc.
Great sex!
Women who make us feel needed without being a parasite.
Belly shirts when you DO have the body for them.
Women who make the effort in their looks without looking like it's all bought.
Foreign accents.
Bikinis (provided you have the body for it).
Blondes, brunettes, and redheads.
Long hair blowing in the wind.
Beauty that appears effortless.
A woman that appears to not be (too) interested in our money or not have an agenda.
Models, stewardesses, secretaries, nurses...
Contrasts: Sexy yet smart, sexy yet innocent, sexy yet sporty, sexy yet elegant etc.
YOU!!!!!!!