I can't imagine what was wrong with that looney you went out with.
It's certainly not anything you did.
He's crazy!
He'll be sorry!
You have the perfect face, figure, mind, body and soul!
Every man wants you!
Men don't care about things like your looks, age, past behavior, or what you are involved in.
Don't bother working out. You're far too gorgeous now!
You make other women jealous!
You're a siren!
He's putty in your hands!
You make him wild with uncontrolable desire for you.
You're much better looking than HER!
Can I give you a foot massage?
Would you like a back rub?
No, wait. I wasn't finished cuddling with you!
You need not worry about the toilet seat. For you, I'll pee sitting down.
I might be able to handle some honesty now.
Later Mr. Nice Guy.
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